my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
Hello my snuggly cherubs, I’m alive & apologize if anyone was concerned that I died at a rest stop in Maine HOWEVER we are now back to our regularly scheduled gross-facing at pictures of Zayn Malik, hope you haven’t missed me too much.
You guys know when harry’s motorcycle broke down?
Those pictures of him on the side of the road/in a tow truck are actually portraits of me right now, except I have a Toyota Corolla and am not wearing a helmet
even thought i don’t owe anyone anything, this is my response to the 5 millions anons i got while i was at work. unless you’re one of the ones who called me an asshole, a c*nt, or a homophobic bitch. this is not to yall bc you’re trash and not worth my time. anyhoo, unless something new comes about, this is the end of the subject. you don’t need a damn essay explaining why you should be a decent person and respect my discomfort.
because i’m STILL getting shit in my ask, i’m reblogging this. yall can reblog this too if you’re so inclined bc i’m sure 90% of these anons don’t follow me anyways. like i said, i don’t owe an explanation, but because what i was actually saying was worded in a way that came across what i didn’t mean, shit got fucked up along the way. christ, just leave me alone.
Harry puts his hair down and suddenly joy is shooting from his 4 nipples like a fireman’s hose